Re: Neda's 15 minutes of fame is over, America switches to Wacko Jacko obsession



25 Jun 2009,Ayatollah Dank CDXX <dank420@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> in
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On Jun 25, 8:33 pm, Johnny Asia <engram52...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Michael Jackson's death stuns fans across nation

Marilyn Manson teaches that all Americans really care about are
dead celebrities and serial killers, especially serial killers who
kill celebrities.

dead killers who then kill, are even more popular.
http://badelements.net/goaway.jpg

Neda was a minor celebrity because she died on television, but her
fifteen minutes of fame were cut short by the death of Ed McMahon
a few days ago. Then Farrah Fawcett's death didn't even get five
minutes of fame before Michael Jackson went and stole the show.

A long time ago I read something about the proper celebrity death:
First the family alternately resists then demands an autopsy.
Then rumors are circulated then denied. And finally the results
of the toxicology tests are published in the National Enquirer.

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = "If you die when no one's watching,
then your ratings drop and you're forgotten. But if they kill you
on their teevee, you're a martyr and a lamb of god."
-- Marilyn Manson


the obvious solution is to live forever.
.



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