Re: Our FOOLPROOF Republican plan for electoral VICTORY in 2008!!!
On Jun 26, 6:29 am, * US * wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:06:57 -0700 (PDT), generic <generic_republi...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
We have a TWO-PRONGED strategy for victory in the 2008 national
election that CANNOT NOW FAIL!!!
First: We will constantly refer to Democrats as DEMOCRAPS or
DEMORATS! This will persuade democrat voters to vote Republican
instead!
Second: We will constantly forget how to spell "Obama" and pronounce
it "Osama"! This will create STRONG SUBLIMINAL CONNECTIONS between
Sen. Obama and the TERRORISTS!
Third: We will constantly make up outright lies and variations on
those lies AND NEVER RETRACT THEM!
Together, these CANNOT NOW FAIL!
But just in case they do, we will then rig the voting machines.
Indeed.
Heh heh, the beauty part is that these are all COMPLETELY NEW IDEAS!
Nobody will EVER SEE THESE COMING!
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Relevant Pages
- Re: How the financial crisis has smiled upon Gordon Brown.
... Obama still isn't literally bullet-proof SFAIK, and I saw part of an American doco tonight following democratic campaign workers on the hustings who reported that fully *one in four* of the householders they doorstepped cited race as the main issue. ... I don't know what state it was in - some hick-infested backward cultural desert like North Carolina possibly - but even so it doesn't bode well for the only poll that really counts. ... Heh heh, they're the ones that like people to watch heh heh. ...
(soc.culture.scottish) - Re: How the financial crisis has smiled upon Gordon Brown.
... Obama still isn't literally bullet-proof SFAIK, and I saw part of an American doco tonight following democratic campaign workers on the hustings who reported that fully *one in four* of the householders they doorstepped cited race as the main issue. ... I don't know what state it was in - some hick-infested backward cultural desert like North Carolina possibly - but even so it doesn't bode well for the only poll that really counts. ... Heh heh, they're the ones that like people to watch heh heh. ...
(soc.culture.scottish) - Re: How the financial crisis has smiled upon Gordon Brown.
... American doco tonight following democratic campaign workers on the ... desert like North Carolina possibly - but even so it doesn't bode well ... Actually Obama has been campaigning in North Carolina several times and ... Heh heh, they're the ones that like people to watch heh heh. ...
(soc.culture.scottish) - Re: Bruce Morgen - wrong again!!!!
... But just as Obama ... the first place over Blanco and was trying to make ... heh heh heh heh ...
(alt.guitar.amps) - Re: [OT] Funny...
... After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama is still alive,' ... Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own ... 'Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.' ... heh heh heh ...
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