Daring solution to 3 problems...

Problem 1: we're stuck in Iraq.
Problem 2: Iran's waving its nuke card.
Problem 3: we're going ape over North Korea's missiles (which
Hankypanky called "Longdonghunglow II")

Solution to all 3 at once: pull our troops out and convince North Korea
to aim the missiles WEST. Yeah, right, like that will fly.

"You can't be serious!" - John McEnroe

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