GREAT NEWS - George Bush Wins Iraq War! "We're surrendering," says exhausted Insurgency leader. "The brilliance of the U.S. military and diplomatic effort was just too much for us. No more radical Islam - we're all Secular Humanists now"

Swedish academy announces that Bush, Cheney, Wolfowitz all are likely
candidates for Nobel Peace Prize. Messiah returns; lion lies down with
lamb; general rejoicing.

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