THE NEW PALESTINE
- From: Aviroce <dudaraster@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 26 May 2008 14:37:06 -0700 (PDT)
ATTENTION ALL PALESTINIANS!
As a fellow follower of the Asslamic (spelled phonetically for the
heathen infidels who may read this--may Allah damn them to Hell which
still burns from His first great Fart) religion, you know me to be a
simple man with a 44 IQ. Throughout our great Cause, I have remained
a steadfast hernia in the great affairs of our fantasy nation. I have
started a Kickball group for ambitious youths after school to keep
them off the streets. Unfortunately, all the rubber balls (except my
own of course----Tee Hee, you silly goose!) were melted down to form
an artificial bladder for the face and founder of our terrorist
nation, Afterfat the Flab. I know many of you were told they were
taken to aid the creation of an desert lizard that would drown the
Jewish colony in its own blood and may be shocked at hearing the
truth. So I used ACME brand bombs instead. Don't worry. No harm came
to them. When they blew up, they only turned black and blinked their
eyes before they swept up their own ashes. I have also started a
Rocket Baseball League using our spare rocket launchers. Our boys are
getting great aim at launching projectiles (not my own lil' smuckerz--
Tee Hee--shucks) into enemy territory. With a little more practice, we
can start blowing up our mosques instead of our families.
But I come to speak on another topic. We have not fought wars across
this incontinent for nothing. Our dream can and is being realized. Our
new home is now in MY ASS. As you know, I have blown hot wind on
Google since before Google knew it was Google, but Gigolo. This proves
I have an adequate and breathable atmosphere for the average
Palestinian. My diet is rich in the feces and pubic hair of aging
rabis: very wholesome for our young and you shall receive it our sixty
times a day down the passageway. Our Palestinians would also not be
alone, for parasites already have taken up residence since my last
Furza Ball.
So come join my insides, Palestinians. Except for my daily toilet
plunger ramming, it's 100% safe.
--Aviroce the Cancerous
.
- Prev by Date: Re: Israeli IDF Report of June 1948 Concluded that 70% of Palestinian Exodus Caused by Haganah/IDF Operations and Activities of Dissident Jewish Organizations. (was: When will the Arabs admit that they caused their own naqba?)
- Next by Date: Salvation Through Violence
- Previous by thread: Benny Morris now blames Arab-Muslim hatred precluding peace.
- Next by thread: Salvation Through Violence
- Index(es):
Relevant Pages
|
|
