Re: The French Solution

no frenchmen replying???
"Jeffrey Krantz" <drref@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> AP and UPI reported that after the rioting in Paris the French
> government today raised its terror alert level from RUN, to
> HIDE on their four level danger scale. The two higher French
> danger levels are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was
> precipitated by a fire yesterday, which destroyed France's
> white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military
> according to informed sources.
>
> Subject: Bush's plans to help France
>
> President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin
> drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the
> fire again.
>
> Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up
> to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's
> ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last
> two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to
> surrender any day now", said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen.
> Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary
> to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The
> general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he
> wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of
> arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time
> finding even one marine who wanted to help those ungrateful
> bastards out for a third time but thought that he could
> persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went
> shopping.
>
> President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of
> there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also
> reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take
> soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The more they blend
> in, the better.
>
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