Tauss's Laws of leftitst debate

As a agame we could try marking each lefty post with the appropriate rule. I'm
open to suggestions to add by the way.

Tauss's Laws of Leftist Debate

First Law of Leftist Debate
The more you present a leftist with factual evidence that is counter to his
preconceived world view and the more difficult it becomes for him to refute it
without losing face the chance of him calling you a racist, bigot, homophobe
approaches infinity.

This is despite the thread you are in having not mentioned race or sexual
preference in any way that is relevant to the subject.

Second Law of Leftist Debate
The more you present a leftist with factual evidence that is counter to his
preconceived world view and the more difficult it becomes for him to refute it
without losing face the chance of him calling using vulgarity and profanity in
an effort to "shout down" his tormentor approaches infinity.

Third Law of Leftist Debate
The more you present a leftist with factual evidence that is counter to his
preconceived world view and the more difficult it becomes for him to refute it
without losing face the chance of him changing his criteria (goal post move)
approaches infinity.

Fourth Law of Leftist Debate
The more you present a leftist with factual evidence that is counter to his
preconceived world view and the more difficult it becomes for him to refute it
without losing face the chance of him denying he originally made the assertion
he did approaches infinity.

Fifth Law of Leftist Debate
The more you present a leftist with factual evidence that is counter to his
preconceived world view and the more difficult it becomes for him to refute it
without losing face the chance of him denigrating the intelligence of the
poster approaches infinity.

Sixth Law of Leftist Debate
Leftists who want to make sweeping social change generally have very little
understanding of human nature.

Seventh Law of Leftist Debate
Leftists often ascribe to others the most debased motives for their actions
when in fact they are only reflecting their own inner reality.

Eighth Law of Leftist Debate
Leftists will often cheer the deaths of people they are opposed to displaying
an inhumane side to the personality.

Ninth Law of Leftist Debate
If the subject is firearms the likelihood that the leftist will confuse
firearms and sexual organs reaches infinity squared.


--
"Laws are made for men of ordinary understanding and should, therefore, be
construed by the ordinary rules of common sense. Their meaning is not to be
sought for in metaphysical subtleties which may make anything mean everything
or nothing at pleasure."

?Thomas Jefferson, letter to William Johnson, 1823
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