Re: #Cali Gun Owners face further anti-gun hysteria.



In article
<dd833b3a-909a-424d-8d0a-5e4997d24a7e@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
Benj <bjacoby@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

And wear your seatbelt now that not wearing one is a crime as well...

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Scene opens: Kalifornia Highway patrol pulling over low-riding car
"for no reason".

What's the matter officer?

Your papers please?

Why did you pull me over?

<no response and keeps examining papers>

Get out of the car please and open the trunk.

Do you have a search warrant?

I don't need a warrant, but I can get one if you want to wait.

Why did you pull me over?

Because of that broken taillight.

I don't have a broken taillight.

<cop adjusts large belly, pulls out cop flashlight and smashes nearest

This is one reason why all traffic stops (etc.) are now video recorded.
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Peace! Om

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