Re: SPORK NUT INJURES MAN IN ATTEMPTED ROBBERY

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"Wayne" <mygarbagecan@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Police Probe Possible Spork Robbery
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Anchorage police have arrested a suspect in an armed
robbery. Now they're trying to determine if the weapon involved was a
spork -- a hybrid of a spoon and fork found at fast-food restaurants.

The red flag went up on this dangerous implement a long time ago. Now look
what happened.

Spork Control - NOW!

And to think we let our CHILDREN use them !
Oh my.
Think of the CHILDREN, ban Sporks NOW !
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