Re: SPORK NUT INJURES MAN IN ATTEMPTED ROBBERY
Jim Alder wrote:
"Wayne" <mygarbagecan@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in VxaHj.45$QW6.34@trnddc07:">news:VxaHj.45$QW6.34@trnddc07:
Police Probe Possible Spork Robbery
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Anchorage police have arrested a suspect in an armed
robbery. Now they're trying to determine if the weapon involved was a
spork -- a hybrid of a spoon and fork found at fast-food restaurants.
Police said a suspect tried to grab a man's watch on Monday night.
The victim said the assailant swung a pocketknife at him but four parallel
scratches on the victim's side make police suspect the wound was
administered with a spork.
Peter Albert, 52, was arrested a few blocks from the scene and charged with
robbery. Police said Albert was intoxicated and carrying a small pocketknife
as well as a backpack containing a fast food bag and sporks.
Albert is being held at the Anchorage jail with bail set at $5,000.
Oughta ban those things. Coulda took an eye out.
All you spork nuts must give up your sporks. It is for the children.
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