Re: Another Jewish Conspiracy

In talk.politics.guns Peter Kelsey <peter_a_kelseyNO@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

Buck Mulligan wrote:
In talk.politics.guns Peter Kelsey <peter_a_kelseyNO@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

Buck Mulligan wrote:

Yes, Hebrew National has eliminated one hot dog from their package of
beef franks! It's now seven hot dogs instead of the traditional
*American* number of eight hot dogs! Did the price go down? No!
Dude, they're the Chosen People. If THEY only put seven in
a package (and I believe they ALWAYS did that), then everyone
ELSE better get with the program.

They used to be eight like everyone else. I noticed the change right
away, but their steely grip on the media must have prevented the story
from getting out.

And just WHEN did you notice this?? Because, I can DOCUMENT the
fact that they've been packaging them in 7's for YEARS.

Who knows WHEN they started their conspiracy!

What *I* want to know is, how come the damn BUNS never come
in the same size package as the hot dogs??

OBVIOUSLY a Jewish ploy!

Under the old system....

Buns Dogs
6 8
12 16
18 24
24


Ahh, but MOST hotdogs (except Hebrew National) USED to be packaged
in *10's*. And the buns came in 8's. Here's proof. And, I found it
on the web, so I KNOW it's true.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_350.html

PROOF the conspiracy continues! Soon, they will be packaging dogs in
singly and buns in packages of 177.
.

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