Re: I'm running for Pres. Please vote for me.
- From: aklon3@xxxxxxxxx
- Date: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:16:48 -0700
On Aug 29, 1:04 pm, Jason Christ <jchr...@xxxxxxx> wrote:
Hello, my name is Jason Christ.
I'm running for President on the GOP ticket. If I'm elected, I will
nuke the whole Middle East and kill all the ragheads to make democracy
there like we have here. I will also deport all the heathen illegals.
Lastly, I want you to know I've never had sex in a men's restroom, I'm
not gay, I've never touched another guy, I don't get blowjobs, don't
have sex with anyone other than my boring wife, and I don't enjoy it
when I do. I just do it for procreation.
Also, I go to church every Sunday, and I read the Bible every week. I'm
also Pro-Life and will seek the death penalty for all abortionists.
Lastly, I believe civil liberties is for sissy liberals.
Please vote for me. Thank you.
You forgot the part where you take it up the ass gladly from the libs.
.
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