Re: If You Break Into Our Houses You Can Steal Our Guns



bjacoby@xxxxxxxxxxx said in <news:1165559795.358775.77580
@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com> on Fri 08 Dec 2006 12:36:35a:
The Lone Weasel wrote:


Criminals break in when the gunloons are down at the donut shop bragging
about how they'd kill any home invaders with their expensive guns.

Hey, Sleasel!
Got that "Drug Free, Gun Free Home" sign in front of your house yet.
That should let everyone know there is nothing of value inside
(especially your life).

I put one up a couple of years ago but the gunloon who challenged me then
chickened out. I haven't seen the "gun free zone" ploy in some time.

Okay. I still have the sign around here somewhere. You put a sign up in
your yard that lists your guns and how much they're worth, and your work
schedule, and let's see whose home gets burglarized first.

On second thought, you'll probably have to
leave off the "drug free" part...

That's right, I take blood pressure and arthritis meds...

And the arthritis drug is not prescription medicine, if you know what I
mean...

Laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh.


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Yours truly,

The Lone Weasel


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