Buy Me A Drunk

A guy walked into a bar and sat down next to an
extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he
noticed about her though, was her pants. They
were skin-tight, high-waisted and had no obvious mechanism
(zipper, buttons or Velcro) for opening them.
After several minutes of puzzling over how she
got the pants up over her hips, he finally worked
up the nerve to ask her.
"Excuse me miss, but how do you get into those things?

"Well," she replied, "you can start by buying me a drink."



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