Re: Forget about Clinton, Republicans now say it's Jimmy Carter's fault -- GOP, failing Public Relations Arm of Bush Crime Family

On 29 May 2006 13:41:34 -0700, "zoro robin hood"
<zororobinhood@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Attention everyone!

Heads up!

In the wake of 9/11,

the bungled occupation of Iraq,

surging gas prices,

the outing of a CIA agent by administration officials,

warrantless wiretapping,

the diastrous response to Hurricane Katrina,

and the biggest budget deficit in history,

Republicans have come up with a simple way to solve all of America's
problems:

they're going to censure Jimmy Carter. http://www.censurecarter.com/

The same Jimmy Carter who hasn't been president since January 1981.

Yes, I couldn't quite believe it either.

But apparently modern conservatives think that they're living in the
1970s, and that the censure of Jimmy Carter is well deserved.

After all, more than a quarter of a century ago he screwed up the
Iranian Hostage Crisis (with a little help from Ronald Reagan)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_surprise#1980_Carter_vs._Reagan
and since then has been spending his time building homes for homeless
people.

What a ***!

But if censuring Jimmy Carter will solve all our problems, then I have
a much better idea.

Let's censure James Buchanan!

The 15th president of the United States failed to prevent the Civil
War, the Lecompton Constitution was a terrible idea, and he wasn't even
married.

So come on people, let's rise as one and censure James Buchanan!

What's that?

He's dead?

Oh.

From Democratic Underground
http://www.democraticunderground.com/


Harry
(see all of Harry Hope's excellent posts as they break, put this link
in your browser, use it, this is a search on google groups, on the
author Harry Hope sorted by date... nothing fancy):
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=&start=0&scoring=d&enc_author=-nIhFBQAAACtBOUGAhN9cSve8yYdFJBuOPANdqfI6prRsqjc7uCt1A&;

Actually, if you take the time to read a bit of history you will find
that the current situation can be traced back to Jimmy Carter.

He may not have lied - he substituted stupidity.
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