current thoughts on evolution

I currently believe the alpha spirit created plants to munch on and smoke and get high on, the alpha spirit did not create animals because he knew the outcome

I believe plants got frustrated with being killed and evolved a will and became animals, not a free will, but a sole will to defeat the alpha spirit

I believe this for now, since we haven't been able to empirically prove abiogenesis, this only involves an environment and three amino acids, shouldn't be too difficult