Re: Chez Watt Ballot February 1, 2009

On Feb 1, 9:46 pm, Harvest Dancer <harvestdan...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Following hot on the heels of 24 grown men going both ways while
patting each other on the butts (it was right there on television for
all the world to see!) comes this month's Chez Watt ballot.

Vote Early, Vote Often, may the best Watt Win.

Jason Harvestdancer



1st.


In the category, "Can you parody the creationist? Quoth the raven,
"Nevermore."

Our Hologram. --brought to you by GOD.
god's a hologram? of course...you don't know what a hologram is...it
was invented by scientists and therefore stands beyond your
understanding
Ha. He understands holograms better than you "scientists" who are
so blinkered by your materialist-atheist presuppositions that you
can't perceive the greater truth. Quantum physics assures us that
the universe doesn't exist until we perceive it; I even saw some
scientist explain this in a movie once. So holograms are like that.
They're an illusion that seems to be real, but the reality is just
our perception, which is all that reality is, according to quantum
physics.
If you read the article, it's really all about energy vibrations,
which is what the ancient texts have been telling us for thousands
of years but science is finally beginning to figure out, too. It's
all energy vibrating at different levels of frequency, and that's
what holograms do. They're like millions of tiny crystals vibrating
at different levels of frequency and creating an illusion, which we
perceive as reality. But there has to be a place where that perceiving
takes place, and the only place where that can happen is in the mind
of God. So quantum physics proves that there has to be a God, or
there couldn't be the illusion of reality.
I think that's what he means, anyway.
That is exactly what it means.
Well put.

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2nd



In the category "Dammit my monitor doesn't appreciate a good cup of
coffee":

I know bull when i read it.
...though very evidently not when you write it.

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3rd

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Under "The Geology of Sweeping It Under the Rug"

Well, a flood of biblical proportions could raise ancient rock, or uncover
it while burying new strata under older strata.

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Honerable mention.


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In the "What kind of grin?" category,

Sorry? If the Bible said, "Eat *** to cure a headache", and a
scientist said "Eating *** is a bad idea", which would you choose?

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Asked, but never answered....

Boikat

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