Chez Watt Ballot February 1, 2009

Following hot on the heels of 24 grown men going both ways while
patting each other on the butts (it was right there on television for
all the world to see!) comes this month's Chez Watt ballot.

Vote Early, Vote Often, may the best Watt Win.

Jason Harvestdancer

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In the category of "When dotsigs attack!"

You seem to dislike the idea that the same word
can have different meanings depending on context.

A word that both includes and excludes humans is confusing in any
context.

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We have the right to defend ourselves and our property, because
of the kind of animals that we are.

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File under: "sort of a power function?"

It is likely that the complexity of
the flagellum may be more complex
than we now know.

You couldn't _pay_ people to be that
stupid in public.

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File under "articles of indictment":

everything that he's written, including

'and', and 'the' is a lie.

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No further comment:

You are seperated from your true origin. Exiled in a physical dimention
seperated from your true parent.

That would be todays dose of "mystic mumbo-jumbo" from the land of
trolls.

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In the Mind Boiggling Dept

It boiggles the mind.

You know, the more I look at that alternative
fat-fingered misspelling, the more I like it
better than the usual one.

Here's for more "boiggling" in the future of t.o.

If I could wave a wand and make that spelling a
t.o meme among the cognoscenti, consider that
wand waved.

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In the "Chosen to Lose" category:

You Hebrews have always been a stubborn bunch.

ROFLMAO!! well i guess there's no proof of anti semitism HERE is
there!!

Nope. Not HERE.

In the Tora. I suggest you read it.

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In the category "mind boiglling"

Why should I care? Israel has opposed peace at every turn. It's
amazing that occasionally human shields deter their murderous rampage.

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First, let's give this the "bon mot" prize:

You blame Israel for giving far more rights to
Arabs than any Arab country gives to Arabs.

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Ancestral to Pink Elephants:

"Charles Darwin was about as keen an observer of nature as ever walked
the earth, but even he missed the pink iguana of the Gal pagos."

He did see the pink iguanas. He swore off gin for the rest of the voyage.

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In the category of "Promises Unfulfilled"

Entering my fouth year of full time research and writing. When I
started I accepted microevolution. Two years in I announced my
conversion to fixism.

Would that be idee fixism?

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The science is optional:

I'm not going to get into that length, since you are quite clueless
about semiotics.

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It would
take too much digging and organizing information to try and prove this on a
median like usenet.

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File under: "the yeast with two backs:

Two muffins were backing in the oven. One turned
to the other and said "Hot in here, ain't it?" The
other muffin sayd "Holy ***! A talking muffin!"

I'm pretty sure that's not the past tense of "to
say", either.

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Nominated in the "A picture worth a thousand words."

Madman's mind is just roadkill on the information
superhighway, run over by a truckload of reality,
said truck fueled by the scientific method.

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In the category: Nobel Prize Nomination for bogus proto-Chaldean
studies

The facts are plain. And Dr. Scott was the premier scholarly authority
on dead languages. As if a scholar of his magintude is not qualified
to tell us that "cana" meant "priest" in old Chaldean. The
evolutionists are proving that they are dishonest.

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In the category noBODY thought about it when awake:

"The astral body is said to appear very much like the physical
body,

Appear to whom? For that matter, said by whom?

The astral body how everyone gets out of their body every night. This
is one reason people go crazy if they don't get enough sleep, they've
been in their body for too long. In the astral, you can solve
problems, this is why we "sleep on a problem" we solve the problem in
our astral state.

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File under "small balls":

This is the volume of a sphere with a 62 kilometer
(about 39 miles) radius, which is considerably
smaller than the 2,000 mile radius of the Earth.

Someone who thinks the radius of the Earth is 2,000
miles should probably be physically restrained, by,
say, whole body duct taping, from attempting to do
astronomical calculations.

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In the category "Was that a parrot or an echo?"

I have read your unsupported and nonsensical opinions.

My advice: keep your day job.

I have read your unsupported and nonsensical opinions.

My advice is the same as his: keep your day job.

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Holy cow, THAT is a Chez Wattt if I ever saw one . . . .

In the "damning with faint praise" category:

Again, you seem to be forgetting that I
have attributed to Dr. Scott a very small amount of fact,

Very very very small.

(snicker) (giggle)

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In the category "The less said the better":

Of course, like Dr. S has said many times: those who
know the least have the most to say.

<snip>

All of Dr. S's teaching is oral. I have been a follower and
listener for most of my adult life. The fact that you did not know
that his teaching is all oral, done on public airwaves, proves that
you are ignorant and unqualified to speak.

Dr. S was an educator, he educated the public on television,
radio, satellite and the Internet for 29 years, just like a teacher in
a classroom, except the class was available to anyone. His network is
called "The University Network," and he was the full time Professor.
You can still traverse to his web site to watch, listen and learn.

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In the "Tight Designer Genes" category

Having "created genes" and not "evolved ape" genes. Your fantasies do
not ***, jut evidence to support the claim, please.

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In the happily unmarried category:

Since when has "tiff" and "big fight" been synonymous?

Since my divorce.

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File under "now that you mention it":

Darwinists are lacking a mental faculty: the same
causes them to accept evolution.

That mental faculty they lack seems to be
"insanity".

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Nominated - in the category Good Grief

[snip]

Wo. Catfight! 5 to 1 on the blond.

Jerk.

No.

Why not just skip the rest of the steps and move right to "acceptance"?

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Anyways, wouldn't it have been more sensible for God to move the geese
out of the way in the first place?

It may have been godless geese.

Or suicide geese. Perhaps they were shouting "Allah akbar!" as they
aimed for the engines.

"Allah quackbar"?

Nominated.

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In the catagory of:
Drunk on Usenet.

As they say, "language isn't your first language, is it?"


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In the "What kind of grin?" category,

Sorry? If the Bible said, "Eat *** to cure a headache", and a
scientist said "Eating *** is a bad idea", which would you choose?

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In the category, "Can you parody the creationist? Quoth the raven,
"Nevermore."

Our Hologram. --brought to you by GOD.

god's a hologram? of course...you don't know what a hologram is...it
was invented by scientists and therefore stands beyond your
understanding

Ha. He understands holograms better than you "scientists" who are
so blinkered by your materialist-atheist presuppositions that you
can't perceive the greater truth. Quantum physics assures us that
the universe doesn't exist until we perceive it; I even saw some
scientist explain this in a movie once. So holograms are like that.
They're an illusion that seems to be real, but the reality is just
our perception, which is all that reality is, according to quantum
physics.

If you read the article, it's really all about energy vibrations,
which is what the ancient texts have been telling us for thousands
of years but science is finally beginning to figure out, too. It's
all energy vibrating at different levels of frequency, and that's
what holograms do. They're like millions of tiny crystals vibrating
at different levels of frequency and creating an illusion, which we
perceive as reality. But there has to be a place where that perceiving
takes place, and the only place where that can happen is in the mind
of God. So quantum physics proves that there has to be a God, or
there couldn't be the illusion of reality.

I think that's what he means, anyway.

That is exactly what it means.

Well put.

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In the category "Dammit my monitor doesn't appreciate a good cup of
coffee":

I know bull when i read it.

...though very evidently not when you write it.

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File under:
"don't let him die so brain dead,
but teach him out of pity":

[creationist idiot prose snipped out of charity]

What part of "individuals don't evolve,
populations do" is giving you
problems?

That would be the letters, syntax,
punctuation, grammar, and meaning.

Oh, is that all? You're too, too kind.
No, really.

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Take a fish. Place it in a small bowl. It will only grow to suit it's
environment.

Place it in a larger bowl, and it will grow.

Actually, many species of fish only grow to a particular size, no matter
what size bowl they are in.

This will not apply to man, or other animals.

If you put most animals in a fish bowl, they won't grow, they will drown.

Nominated!

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File under "sufficient unto the day":

If. Fortunately, that's not what "transitional
form" means in evolutionary biology, so there's no
problem. Basilosaurus isn't a lizard;
Hyracotherium isn't a hyrax; "Coriolis force"
isn't a force; terms are not prisoners of their
etymologies.

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File under: "ego the size of a planet, brain the
size of a grain of millet":

I hereby declare the word 'transitional'
inadequate, and suggest 'intermediate' which does
not imply any connection between one form and
another.

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File under "sports class room to agricultural art gallery":

In a way, now you are moving the goal post, going
from a course picture to a fine grained detailed
picture.

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File under "hilarious laughter ensued":

The Inauguration, in all aspects, said the Bible
is trustworthy....

Nonsense, ... The reliability of the Bible has
been considered dubious ever since God recanted on
His Deathbed.

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File under "gay pride science":

he's practicing getrude stein science....there's
no 'there' there.

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In the category of "I'll take "Equivocation" for $400, Alex":

Republican Representative Gary Chism drafted House Bill 25, which says
"theory" is subject to change in light of "new and confirmed
observations." He continues to write that no one was present when life
first appeared, "therefore any statement about life's origins should be
considered a theory."

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In the category, "My how time flies when you're having fun":

Why do you think the Jews and the Muslims hate each other? It is a family
feud that has been going on for 4000 years and neither of them accept
Christians as their adopted or grafted in brothers because of Jesus.

I had no idea so many were so biblically illiterate.

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Under "The Geology of Sweeping It Under the Rug"

Well, a flood of biblical proportions could raise ancient rock, or uncover
it while burying new strata under older strata.

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In the category of telling it like it is:

No, you're talking about creationism here. Where there's smoke,
there's mirrors.

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File under: "needs saying repeatedly":

A major problem which you would need
to address if you want to cast doubt on
evolution is how on earth it could be
/prevented/.

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In the catagory of: Apples are not really apples

Language was not his original language.

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File under: "need for diapers vanishes with progress
of evolution":

Any open system tends to lose its structural
order and so do living systems.

Living systems tend to lose structural order?
Examples?

Millions of cells we are unavoidably losing any
moment.

This is why babies evaporate minutes after they're
born.

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