Re: YOU MUST KNOW THIS MAN

On Nov 11, 9:02 pm, j.wilki...@xxxxxxxxx (John Wilkins) wrote:
Pete Moss <pe...@xxxxxxx> wrote:
In article <1192570426.284316.50...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
ali2007 <ali_2007_...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

YOU MUST KNOW THIS MAN
MUHAMMAD
(May peace and blessings of God Almighty be upon him)
You may be an atheist or an agnostic; or you may belong to anyone of
the religious denominations that exist in the world today. You may be
a Communist or a believer in democracy and freedom. No matter what you
are, and no matter what your religious and political beliefs, personal
and social habits happen to be - YOU MUST STILL KNOW THIS MAN!

He: Have you found God?
She: Oh ***, is he lost again?

Have you looked down the back of the sofa cushions?

Where was the exact location where he had possession of Him last?
Retrace your steps. I thought I had lost my cell phone a couple days
ago and found it in my book bag. And there are times when one looks
for sunglasses while they are still on the head.

Maybe you left Him stranded at the shopping mall, perhaps at the food
court next to a crying toddler and He is very angry at you and you
shall spend some time at the burning trash heap of Gehenna tortured by
God's attorney general for this absentmindedness.

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