Re: tooth decay
- From: Peter Barber <peterbarber73@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:54:42 -0700
RichD wrote:
Caries, a/k/a/ tooth decay, is caused by
parasitic bacteria, munching on a film of sugars.
According to evolutionary theory, the biological
imperative is to survive and procreate, passing
on one's genes. The caries bacteria is not contagious,
has no means of transmission. It dies with the host.
And, sans dentist, the host will die; following
abscess, or, very likely, by cliff dive, as untreated
tooth pain is unbearable. I have no doubt that
toothache is the chief culprit of suicide through history.
Therefore, how has the caries organism survived
so long?
I think this proves Darwin was wrong and God exists.
For some reason I got it into my head that this was going to be a
spoof on the Islamic spam we see occasionally in TO, and I was already
giggling at the thought as I clicked on the link. Now I feel let
down :-(
So here, purely for my own puerile enjoyment, is "tooth decay" in the
style of a Muslim spammer:
"Would you stop for a moment?!
Haven't you thought-one day- about tooth decay ?
Who has made it?
Have you seen a design which hasn't a designer ?!
Have you seen a wonderful,delicate erosion without a erosioner ?!
It's your rotten teeth and the whole universe!..
Who has made them all ?!!
You know who ?.. It's "THE TOOTH FAIRY",prised be your teeth.
Just think for a moment.
How are your teeth going to be after death ?!
Can you believe that this exact system of the universe and all of
these great decay will end in nothing...just after death!
Have you thought, for a second, How to save your soul from THE TOOTH
FAIRY's
punishment?!
Haven't you thought about what is the right level of toothache?!
Here you will get the answer
http://www.gnashed.net/flash/badb_reath.swf
http://www.todayiambored.com/
http://www.brushing-guide.com
http://www.sultanasrotyerteef.org";
Ithangyou.
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