Re: sorry, no April Fools from me . . .

"'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank" <lfl...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

I had considered putting together a tongue-in-cheek
piece for April Fools, until I came to the sad
realization that, no matter HOW silly, stupid or
unbelievable I made it, it's an absolute certainty
that it's already been said, in all seriousness, by
some creationut somewhere.

Don't I know it.

I once went off about how there's no "Right" to go to
Hell, that the government provides a fire department
to keep our homes from burning, so it only makes sense
that the government also take steps to ensure that our
souls don't burn for all eternity because we belonged
to the wrong religion. Anyhow, not too long after that,
Zell Miller comes out with:

| Isn't it strange that a government requires a 'No
| Smoking' sign around gas pumps to remind us of that
| danger, but then thinks we don't need to be reminded
| of the danger of living a sinful life?

Yes, Zell Miller was pretending that if it made sense
for the government to warn us of the dangers of smoking
around gasoline fumes, then it makes sense for our
government to spend money to warn us of the dangers to
our souls for not beliving as Zell Miller does.


It gets worse. Much worse. In the above a lunatic was
merely expressing what I expressed. They did not surpass
me....

I once posted something -- meant as satire -- complaining
that the liberals, feminists & satanists underwent
abortion as a legal means of sacrificing a human life
(a baby's life) to some Pagan god. Not too long afterwards,
the worldnetdaily website made up a story about a doctor
(who ran an abortion clinic) eating the fetuses.

Yeah, I'd say they beat me there, took in one further.



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