Re: Peanut Butter: Disproving Evolution, One Sandwich At A Time

In article <j06o03dkb5l2kos4em244heo7ne01if55j@xxxxxxx>,
morbiusatwork@xxxxxxxxxxx says...
On 29 Mar 2007 12:32:53 -0700, "snex" <snex@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

On Mar 29, 2:12 pm, "Vend" <ven...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On 29 Mar, 12:58, Jason Spaceman <notrea...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

From the article:
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We already know that bananas definitively disprove the theory of
evolution, because the shape of the banana curves towards our mouth
for "easy access" and because there's a tab on top "like a can of
Coke." Also, because Kirk Cameron believes it. Case closed, as far as
I'm concerned.

But in case you're still unconvinced, we present exhibit B in the
exhaustive case by Creationists in favor of Intelligent Design: Chuck
Missley disproves the "fairy tale" of evolution with a jar of peanut
butter.

Here's the theory: according to Missley, evolution makes the claim
that life is created from non-living matter, pretty much by random
chance. Therefore, chance dictates that every once and a while a
gigantic peanut butter blob monster should spring from a recently
opened jar of peanut butter and wreak havok upon the supermarket.
After all, a billion jars of peanut butter are produced every year: if
evolution were true, certainly one of those jars would have evolved
into a chunky peanut butter monster by now.

If you believe in evolution, I know what you're thinking:
".................." Ha! Checkmate, evolutionists! I bet you feel
stupid now. After all, if evolution were true, why would God have made
peanut butter and bananas taste so good in a sandwich together?
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Read it athttp://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2007/03/peanut_butter_d.html

(actually I think he means Chuck Missler, not Missley. Watch the
video on that page, it makes the Kirk Cameron/banana video look like a
PhD. dissertation by comparison).

J. Spaceman

Are those real creationists or just clowns that mock them?

the first guy in the vid is duane gish.

...which does not answer the question.

If it's Duane Gish, then it's the real McNameless.
Not parody, just irony. =)

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