Re: Think dolphins are smart? Think again!


"NashtOn" <nana@xxxxx> wrote in message
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news:LO2bg.9437$A26.235562@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx by Nasht0n:


jgrisham@xxxxxxxxxxxxx wrote:


BREAKING NEWS...

...Fish don't swim well out of water!

Dolphins aren't fish.


Yes, it has been tried. If you remove a fish from water and bury him in
stones, he can't breathe and he can't move. Likewise, dropping him in a
vat of aged whiskey really tends to kill the fish and reduce his
swimming ability. So, we tried Vodka and under these diverse situations
the fish continued to swim badly or immediately die.

One anonymous researcher said, "Their failure is a great disappointment
to all of us who were told that we swim or drink like fishes".


JTG 5/18/06


The same source has articles such as:

Bush Acquired By Martian Zoo
Botanists Making Great Strides In Stem Research etc., etc.

This is supposed to be FUNNY and is probably poking fun at the notion
that Dolphins are actually extremely smart animals, adding credence to
the view that other animals exist that have "evolved" to be almost as
intelligent as humans.

Another one goes whooooosh over the heads of Darwinist evo-

cheerleaders;)



It gets to be a recursive problem. For example: if I point out that you
did not get it that jgrisham *did* get it and was himself running with
the gag, thereby implying it was you that had one go whooooosh over your
head, would I be guilty of perpetuating whooshness for another generation
by missing the joke in your post (other that you yourself)?


More hand waving.
I wasn't referring to the OP in particular, but the kooks that rushed to
answer.

Even you can understand that.


Most of the "evo cheerleaders" have been reading The Onion for years.


--
Nicolas

"The reason the theory of evolution is so controversial is that it is the
main scientific prop for scientific naturalism. Students first learn that
"evolution is a fact," and then they gradually learn more and more about
what that "fact" means. It means that all living things are the product of
mindless material forces such as chemical laws, natural selection, and
random variation. So God is totally out of the picture, and humans (like
everything else) are the accidental product of a purposeless universe. Do
you wonder why a lot of people suspect that these claims go far beyond the
available evidence?" Phillip E.Johnson, The Church Of Darwin


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