Re: And now, a Jesus Joke

On Thu, 19 Jan 2006, pomponiox@xxxxxxxxxxx wrote:

> Jesus called his disciples: "Look, I know men sin. And many take
> drugs. But we cannot judge them unless we find out for ourselves what
> it is all about. Therefore, go out and get all kinds of drugs and we
> will try them out."
>
>
> So the disciples went forth, to all manner of corners where dusky
> merchants peddled their wares. Soon, they started coming back.
>
>
> (knock, knock)
>
>
> "Who is it?" saith Jesus.
>
>
> "It is I, milord, Peter."
>
>
> "Come in, Peter, what hath you purchased?"
>
>
> "Sire, I brought mariguana."

And I spent the whole rest of the joke expecting it to be a big pun...

--
Bobby Bryant
Austin, Texas

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