How Jesus got here

Holy Ghost: "I want a piece of that little girl's bee-hind,
That Mary, there."

Lil-Joe: "That will cost you 50 bucks for one shot."


Mary: --to Joe in a whisper--"Joe, he's a creep--charge him $200."


Joe: to H-Ghost-- "That teen-queen is gonna run you $200.00.
My mistake but it's not negotiable."


H-Ghost: "You dirty pimp---all right, 200 small, here."


Thus was the SON OF MAN conceived--H-Ghost lasted 40 seconds
and Joe cleaned Mary up so they could buy
double supersized pizzas and RC colas.


They had vegan ice cream cake for dessert.
The bill was 37 dollars; they were very happy
with the leftover $163.

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