Re: I thought I was doing well!

On 17 Nov 2008 22:50:22 -0500, Plague Boy
<plague_boy@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

I have a Chinchilla in my kitchen. True, the Chinchilla doesn't
have a name, but it's a real Chinchilla. It's even paid for.

Alas, I cannot compete with these folks,

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23601914/

who fit 800 dogs in a triple-wide trailer. Fortunately, they were
*small* dogs, Chihuahuas and such, which allowed them to squeeze
in the 82 parrots.

I beg to differ! Perhaps you're a bit low on Chihuahuas and
parrots, but your bin of thermocouples and various other
hot water heater parts is brimming over. And then there
is your bin of toilet gaskets and o-rings, not to mention
your bin of bent Craftsman screwdrivers waiting to be
exchanged. And how about that bin of copper pipe
fittings, waiting patiently to be fitted to pipes? Let's not
even get in to the bins of spare computer bits, Mr.
I-am-the-Mother-Teresa-of-Homeless-Computers!


who fit 800 dogs in a triple-wide trailer. Fortunately, they were
*small* dogs, Chihuahuas and such, which allowed them to squeeze
in the 82 parrots.

Animal abuse workers said the elderly couple was "overwhelmed"
trying to knit sweaters for all the diminutive canines.

Luckily you took in a animal that came with her own fabulous
fur coat.


Neighbors expressed surprise over the discovery. "We thought
they had two or three dogs, that they walked several hundred
times a day", said Zebulon Kasack, who lives across the road.

Oh, well, them's the breaks, I guess. I better go let the
Nameless Chinchilla

Priscilla Lola

Daphne Olivia

Veronica Sophia

If she's going to walk around in a chinchilla coat, she
needs a fancy sounding name.


Penelope

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