Re: HURRAY Government Rebates are Coming....
- From: "JC" <dontbother@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:03:46 GMT
<rosephillip@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message news:1fgb14d86i38k0pmsspt30urkcjjlt8vc9@xxxxxxxxxx
I just wanted to tell everyone. Today they release the first rebate
checks. I cant wait to get mine. I know my days are short and I will
soon be leaving this world. I dont want to buy nothing, but I want to
be sure I go to heaven. I'm going to give my whole rebate to Jesus.
I just hope I get it in time before I die, or I'll go to hell. My
minister told us yesterday that if we dont give it to Jesus, we're
doomed to hell for eternity. After church he told me I dont look good
and he said he thinks my life is almost over and said he would pray
for me. I want Jesus to have the money, but I hope they mail them out
really fast because I might die any day now.
If you want to go to heaven, give your rebate checks to Jesus.
Jesus loves you.
Rose
Just buy a lot of wine and crackers and have yourself a great last supper.
.
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