Irish Jokes



I was reading some posts from a few years ago and found these jokes I
thought you might enjoy. I also found that I've been posting here for
8 years now.

Our last fight was my fault:My wife asked me "What's on TV?" I said
"Dust".

The doctor was puzzled. "I'm very sorry, Paddy, but I can't diagnose
your trouble. I think it might be the drink". "Don't worry about it,
Dr.Kelly, I'll come back when you're sober".

"Hey, Patrick, do I hear you spittin' in the vase on the mantelpiece?"
"No, Mary, but I'm getting closer all the time".

Nantz

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