Re: Somebody should tell Hussein the surge in Iraq worked

On Jul 31, 11:35 am, "Al. E. Crocodile" <ObamaCroc08.net> wrote:
"Bill Maxwell" <billyjmaxw...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message

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In a statement from the White House Colonnade, Bush said:

The progress in Iraq has allowed us to continue our policy of "return on
success." We now have brought home all five of the combat brigades and
the three Marine units that were sent to Iraq as part of the surge. The
last of these surge brigades returned home this month.

As part of the "return on success" policy, we are also reducing the length
of combat tours in Iraq. Beginning tomorrow, troops deploying to Iraq
will serve 12-month tours instead of 15-month tours. This will ease the
burden on our forces -- and it will make life easier for our wonderful
military families.

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The "Surge" worked.

the surge is, always has been and always will be a failure, they bought off
the opposition who are
just waiting to start the fighting again, probably just before the election,
then what will mc*** say ?

BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ?

you ignorant, retarded, inbred losing,failing, hilbilly fuckups will fall
for any
of the hillbilly bull***

30 Nov 2007, 14:39, 2nd Edition

Report from the Front:

You all seen any funny looking shoppers in the Mall lately?

If not, you gotta be blind.

If you want to know why we here in OpCom have been able to reduce our
aspirin intake lately it is not because our great General Betrayus has
masterminded a brilliant military strategy, it is because our great General
Betrayus has been giving R&R vacations to al-Sadr's senior people and their
selected subordinates and wives. These guys are secretly flying on Air Force
planes to the US, Great Britain and the Virgin Islands for fun, adventure
and shopping. Back home they and their men are being given air conditioners,
microwave ovens, Mr. Coffee's and the electric generators to run them. They
are given priority cards for gasoline and special drivers licenses that let
them go anywhere.

The "surge" isn't working in Baghdad because of any military interaction on
our part. The "surge" has slowed down violence because instead of handing
out bushel baskets of $100 U.S. greenbacks we are handing our trips and
housewares.

The only argument I personally have is that the expensive hardware and
big-ticket kitchen ware is coming in straight from Japan and not from US
retailers. Japan is raking in major bucks the American taxpayers has not a
clue about.

Expect to next see some (temporarily) vitamin-deficient new brown faces
attending some of our best private schools soon, as well as some Iraqi
produced goods showing up on store shelves in the U.S. Betrayus is offering
our opponents the entire farm for peace. And if Betrayus is permitted to get
past the Saudis who are putting a lot and lot of pressure on him to keep
Iraqi oil in the ground you all might see the price of gas drop down to 89
cents a gallon. Won't that be great for the Republican Party that would like
to run our General as the next VP candidate to counter Hillary's expected
selection of Wesley Clark as her backup singer. Yeah, we know all about that
too.

You bomb a nation down to the ground, murder almost a million
civilians, drive thousands into exile. You drive off all the doctors,
the hospitals are in shambles ...WHAT IS LEFT TO DESTROY?
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