from e-mail this morning

From a lady's email to me this morning:



OMG finally 2 good reasons to vote for John. Never thought I could
vote for any of them. Please let him pick Joe. He is a very good
man.

Jim wrote:





Some of you might not like the language, as there are a few naughty
words spoken,:) but whoever this guy is, he seems to be on target, and
I think it captures the sentiments of many of us

I don?t think anyone really likes any of the choices for President,
but agree or not, this guy makes some good points.


After long and serious thought, I have decided to endorse Senator
John McCain for President. I have always voted for the person and
have not voted for anyone because some political party was telling me
who I should vote for.

We all know the choices by now and, that said, I do believe that the
process of selecting a chief executive is deeply flawed. The words
"money" and "special interests" come to mind, among many others.

Here's the way I see it:

Barack Obama, you are a fine public speaker. You are also an extremely
liberal Senator from the State of Illinois, which has a long and rich
history of political corruption of the first magnitude. You are indeed
a child of that system.

You have finally insulted my intelligence far beyond my capacity to
tolerate your insults. It has nothing at all to do with your skin
color. As a matter of fact, it would be so COOL to finally have an
African-American for President. What a great statement that would be
to the entire world that we are indeed the greatest country on earth!

But, unfortunately, General Colin Powell is not running, and YOU are
NOT the man for this job !

Barack baby, you want me to believe that you have never heard the
sermons of your own pastor, the Right Reverend "God Damn America"
Jeremiah Wright. It is a matter of record that this has been your
church for over 20 years. It is a matter of record that you were
married there by this very pastor, and that your children were
baptized there.

The good Reverend saw fit to visit Khadafy in Libya with you and to
give a lifetime achievement award to Louis Farrakhan, of all people.

We have all now seen excerpts of his sermons all over the airwaves by
now. And you have publicly stated that this man IS your "spiritual
mentor".

BUT, your pastor is NOT the reason I am NOT voting for you. His words
were disturbing enough, but it is your own HUGE church congregation,
seen jumping, hooting and howling to his words in the background that
disturb me the most. And please don't tell me you attended church
there and never once heard a "discouraging word" in the 20 years you
attended there. Don't tell me, that in addition to the good reverend,
that you are now not having anything to do with all those other people
seen hooting and howling out in the audience in the background of his
fiery tirades.

Even Oprah Winfrey got disgusted and walked out. I am no Oprah fan,
but still she did the right thing.

Now YOU look me in the eye and ask me to believe that you never heard
such language in all the years you attended there ! This is like me
telling you that I attended dozens of Klan rallys and never once heard
the "N" word. Yep. And Bill Clinton "did not inhale".

Yes, Mr. Obama, we all have friends who have said stupid things that
embarrassed us, but NOW you have asked me to believe something that is
so incredibly stupid that you are telling me that I am just stupid
enough to believe you. THAT is the main reason that I will never vote
for you. I am deeply sorry, that in a county teeming with enormously
talented African Americans who would make a good President, that the
political system has chosen YOU. You are a pathetic and plastic excuse
for an American, who will not even salute the Flag during the Pledge
of Allegiance. God forbid you ever get near the Oval Office.

Now, did I mention Bill Clinton ?

AH YES ! This brings us to MRS. WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON, who this
candidate really is, in spite of all the other names she may care to
call herself. This "feminist" piece of work of course would like to be
referred to as MS. and we all know who wears the pant suit in that
family.

MS. Clinton, (sugar), it is just as depressing to realize that there
are dozens of women who would also make great Presidents. But,
fortunately, the horrible state of the selection process has selected
YOU. Ms. Clinton, I'm sorry, but you could not tell the truth if we
waterboarded your worthless ass !

Still you play the role of the "embarrassed but dignified noble wife".
What utter malarky ! I am not voting for you for a world of reasons,
but the main one is the same as my not voting for Senator Obama. You
persistently insult my intelligence. It COULD be conceivably possible
that you did not know about Monica Lewinsky, extremely remote, but
possible if we stretch our imaginations a bit. But you turn around and
then ask me to believe that you also did not know about Paula Jones
and the legion of other women who were chewed up and spit out by your
lecherous excuse for a husband. Puleese turn off this broken record
!!!

But let's set aside your hubby's flagrant pecadillos. The real reason
I will never vote for you is that I don't think the country can
survive EIGHT MORE YEARS of Whitewater, Travelgate, Filegate, Sandy
Berger stuffing his socks with classified intelligence, Janet Reno's
goon squad, and the myriad other corruptions that seem to stick to you
like your ugly face. So our former President can't keep his *** in
his pants. The REAL issue is that he committed perjury under oath when
he lied about it and the pathetically-attempted cover-up that
followed.

Like you, he is totally incapable of telling the truth. He could not
do it if you tortured him, and in voting for you, we would get the
BOTH of you, all over again. The same folks who could have taken out
Osama Bin Laden over 3,000 dead Americans ago !

And please stop telling me that you have "8 years of experience" to
lead us. You were the freakin' first lady already, not the Commander
in Chief. Jeez ! The sum of your "experience" is that of the most
worrisome and incompetent meddling in the history of the White House.
You even cursed your pitiful staff and the Secret Service agents who
were and still are unfortunately charged with risking their lives to
protect your worthless, thieving hide, and all at the expense of other
people who have to work for a living.

Your single pathetic platform is to finance the illegal drugs,
alcoholism and bad habits of the very lowest and most irresponsible
freeloaders in America and to then "garnish the wages" (your own
words) of every law-abiding and hard-working American to pay for it.
This disaster you refer to as "Universal Health Care". Where have you
been the last 30 years ? Did you not see that socialism is a failure
wherever it has been tried ? Did you not notice that the Soviet Union
has collapsed since it gave no reward to those who worked the hardest
for the fruits of their own labors to pay for those who will not ??

It is interesting to see all the dead bodies that you and your hubby
have left in your wake. Suicides, mysterious deaths, cover-ups that
make Richard Nixon look like a rank amateur. The utter contempt and
unbelievable arrogance of some of your strongest supporters, most
notably the recently resigned and disgraced Governor Eliot Spitzer,
the epitome of hypocritical and malevolent arrogance gone wild, one of
your most ardent, wealthy and powerful political supporters. A man the
news media refuses to admit IS a "super delegate" in your own
political machine, a fine example of your own "adopted" state of New
York. No wonder you moved there to run for Senator ! The environment
there is perfect for the likes of you !

Yes, I would vote for a woman, but I will NOT vote for YOU !

Which leaves us with Senator John McCain.

John, you are a flawed man. You are a bit old, a bit looney, and you
have a notoriously bad temper. This perfectly qualifies you, in my
humble opinion, to lead us for the next eight years. I WANT your
trembling hand on the nuclear button.

Think about it.

We have Kim Jong IL, Chavez and Ahmadenijad all running around like
lunatics, threatening America and threatening to plunge the world into
nuclear Armageddon. We have Putin and the Chinese blustering and
rattling their sabres at us. I want John McCain in the Oval Office and
I want him to be really pissed off at all these other nut jobs around
the planet.

John, once you are elected, I want you to go into the Oval Office and
throw one of your perfect FITS. Jump up and down and throw something
through a plate glass window. Rip the drapes down and foam at the
mouth a bit. And I want the whole thing on camera so that Ahmadinejad
can see it. I want ALL of these "world leaders" to lay awake at night
and to break out in a cold sweat every time they think of messing with
the United States of America.

I want the nuclear button sitting right next to the alarm clock on
your night stand. I want pictures of this to be sent to Iran, Russia,
China, Venezuela, Cuba, Libya, Syria, Pakistan, and those other
assholes in the sheets, the Saudis.

On the domestic front, poor John did try and reach across the aisle to
the opposition in a desperate effort to compromise and to get the
Congress to do something. You may not agree with his efforts, but at
least he TRIED. For all his efforts, all he got handed to him was his
head in a basket. The liberals are pissed at him and the conservatives
are pissed at him. Just my kinda guy.

I predict that John will select Senator Joe Lieberman as his running
mate. Good choice. I want a JEW whose memory of the Holocaust is still
fresh in his mind and who is royally pissed off at all of these
towel-headed morons in the Middle East to be the next in line if
something should happen to John. Shalom, Vice President Joe. One
heartbeat from the Oval Office.

Finally. John McCain knows on a most personal level what it is to
suffer horrible torture for years and to see others die, right in
front of you, for their love of America. When you ask him about it,
he will tell you that what he did was "nothing special". Even more
incredibly, he states that ANY American who truly loves his country
would do exactly the same as he did in that situation. You and I will
have a hard time believing that, but the real point is that John
McCain believes that about the "average American", and that, dear
friends and neighbors, is why I will cast my one poor ballot on
election day for John McCain -- warts and all.

God Bless America,
Senator Bob

















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