A new element
- From: "Florida" <demeter547opine@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: 31 Mar 2007 13:29:13 -0700
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Subject: A new element
The new element has been named 'Bushcronium. ' Bushcronium has
oneneutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224
assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons.
The symbol for Bushcronium is 'W'.
Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly
interact with various elements in the atmosphere thus becoming
assistant deputy neutrons
in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as 'Critical Morass.'
When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an
element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy as incoherent
noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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