Re: and now for something completely different
- From: "Lawrence Akutagawa" <lakuNOSPAM@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2007 23:03:28 -0700
Arthur -
Haven't seen you here in a while. Good to have you back!
"arthur wouk" <awouk@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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received in the mail. old but good.
Tom and Frank, two lawyers, were stranded on a desert island.
The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided
them their only food.
Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could
spot a rescue boat coming.
One day, Tom yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't
believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our
direction."
Frank was most skeptical and said, "You're hallucinating; you've lost
your mind."
But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunning red
head, face up, uconscious, totally naked, without even so much as a ring
or earrings on her person.
The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach
and discovered, yes, indeed she was alive, warm and breathing, but
sunburned and needing immediate care.
Said Frank, "You know, we've been
on this God forsaken island for months now. It's been
such a long, long time. Do you think we should...well--you know screw
her?"
"Out of WHAT?", asked Tom.
--
getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence
- jules feifer
to email me, delete blackhole. from my return address
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