Re: a parable

arthur wouk wrote:

received in the mail:

Fertilized Egg business

John the farmer was in the Fertilized Egg business. He had several
hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets" and eight or ten roosters,whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.

That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too.

But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate.

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing.

The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result...The judges not only awarded Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

We recently had to remove our big golden Buff Orpington rooster from the chicken run. All the hens had developed bare backs! No feathers, just bare skin! At first we thought they were molting, but after a couple of months it was clearly another problem. In mounting them, he was tearing the feathers out of their backs. In two weeks without Buff to bother them, their feathers are filling out beautifully.

Chickens are really strange animals. We are renaming him Dubya!
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