Re: SF Bay Area: Home to the Liberally Insane?

Has Lollipop stopped beating his wife?

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SF Bay Area: Home to the Liberally Insane?

July 16, 2006

Vox Populi

By John Lillpop

In the interest of debunking numerous myths and exaggerations concerning
liberalism in the San Francisco Bay Area, it is essential to disclose
certain facts:

-It is NOT unlawful to vote Republican in San Francisco;

-A special permit is NOT required to fly the American flag, except on
Cinco de Mayo day;

-Speaking English is NOT a hate crime, except at fast-food restaurants,
car washes and when speaking to those obviously here illegally;

-Flag-burning is NOT taught at state universities by convicted arsons and
volunteer pyromaniacs;

-Bay Area newspapers are NOT edited & published in Moscow;

-Law enforcement job applicants are NOT required to prove they are
transvestite, gay, handicapped or a racial minority in order to qualify;

-The minimum wage is NOT $25.00 per hour (plus benefits), and is NOT an
inviolate human right;

-Refusing to smoke marijuana when asked to by a police officer is NOT a
felony;

-Working at Wal-Mart is NOT against state law, provided one can prove one
is an illegal alien;

-Attending the church of one's choice on a regular basis does NOT
automatically subject one to higher property taxes;

-Abortions are NOT available on The City's cable cars, but may be
arranged through room service at most major hotels, and at progressive
piano bars;

-Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer are NOT co-chairs of the San Francisco
Mensa society;

-Exhaling second-hand smoke is NOT a special circumstance crime that
makes one eligible for the death penalty if convicted;

-English-speaking seniors born and raised in the Bay Area are NOT
required to demonstrate Spanish proficiency in order to qualify for
social security;

-Displaying the logo of the US Army, Navy, Air Force or Marines does NOT
violate city or county ordinances, and is NOT necessarily an arrestable
offense;

-Arabic-speaking terrorists are NOT a protected minority;

-Being a straight, white, employed, Christian male does NOT require one
to notify the police before moving into a new neighborhood, and

-Seeing Al Gore's 'An Inconvenient Truth' is NOT mandatory as long as one
has concrete plans to leave America permanently within the next 90 days.

So while liberalism IS a severe and debilitating mental disorder
afflicting millions of Bay Area residents, the good news is that an
effective antidote, in the form of conservative values and common sense
thinking, is in place and prospering!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, 'clean and sober' since 1992 when
last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San
Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered
reasonable!

http://mensnewsdaily.com/2006/07/16/sf-bay-area-home-to-the-liberally-insane/



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