Re: The barber story

Wayne Lundberg wrote:
One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.

After the haircut, the florist asked about his bill and the barber
replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week."

The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning, when
the barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" card and
a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a police officer comes in for a haircut, and when he goes
to pay his bill, the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot
accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The officer is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning, when the
barber goes to open up, there is a Thank You card and a dozen donuts
waiting for him at his door.

Later, a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill, the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is
very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning, when the barber goes
to open, there is a Thank You card with several different books such
as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."

Then, a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill, the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very
happy and leaves the shop. The next morning, when the barber goes to
open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the left and right.

You wish....those Dems were all unemployed and broke to boot, and their fellow
Dem was just helping them get haircuts they could afford.
(^=^)))))))))

George Z.


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