Re: news just as real as that from the Bsh admin. from the Onion.

On 29 Nov 2005 05:44:46 -0800, "Florida" <demeter547opine@xxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

>http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42825
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>Topeka Mayor Now Highest-Ranking Non-Indicted Republican Official
>November 23, 2005 | Issue 41·47
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>TOPEKA, KS-
> As of Tuesday, Topeka mayor William Bunten, 74, is the nation's
>highest-ranking Republican official not facing indictment or public
>reprimand. "I have always prided myself on running a clean campaign, a
>clean office, and cleaning house when necessary," Bunten said.
>"However, I have no comment on the charges facing my party's
>leadership, fundraising apparatus, known associates, or advisory
>staff."
> Bunten is the highest-ranked non-indicted Republican since 1974,
>when Hansen County, SD schoolboard secretary Cal Albright was forced to
>stand in as the president of the United States for two years.
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I must have missed that edition of the Onion, but I love it!



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