Alex Farts; Says It's God's Fault...

Alex related this story to me the other day, because he wanted me to
fathom just what "my" God has done by creating Earth and life itself:

He was on his lunch break, and had driven to a coffee shop close to his
nuclear facility. As he was about to enter, a beautiful redhead made
it to the entrance at almost the exact same time Alex had. Being ever
the gentleman, and wanting to win this flaming beauty's favor to boot,
he made a quick stride toward the door so that he could hold it open
for her. But, when he spead his legs to move towards the door, he
accidentally farted. Now, the woman expressed a frown of displeasure,
and Alex turned as red as a tomato. He told me later that the reason
he was red was not due to embarassment, but due to anger at "my" God
for creating him with the ability to fart. I told Alex that I
understood that not being God, and being a mere "human being" did have
its drawbacks, but that he shouldn't reject God for this kind of thing.
It's something to laugh at (you too, Alex) and go on. God does have a
sense of humor.

King Righter

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