If you don't want to watch Jeff Lewis...

Tomorrow night opposite "Flipping Out" on Bravo, TV GUIDE's program
grid indicates CMT (Country Music Television) will air an episode
about "a haunted mobile home."

Well, of course. Where else in the cable lineup would you expect to
find a program about a haunted doublewide? Let's update the paranormal
TV flowchart:

* Sci-Fi Channel -- the original Ghost Hunters

* A&E -- paranormal investigators from Penn State

* Bio -- ghost hunters seek out the spirits of dead celebrities

* truTV (formerly Court TV) -- haunted crime scenes

* Travel Channel -- haunted hotels

* Country Music Television -- a haunted trailer

I can imagine what transpired inside a CMT office:

"Dang, we've got to cash in on this interest in the paranormal. But
the Travel Channel has broadcast rights to Loretta Lynn's haunted farm
locked up!"

"I've heard some weird noises in my sister's doublewide."
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