Re: Snow Storm

[corry is telling Canajun jokes]
Q. How do you get 100 Canadians out of the pool?
A. Will all Canadians get out of the pool please.

Q. How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A. 100, one to screw in the light bulb and 99 to point at him and say, "He
is a Canadian".

Q: how do you tell if you're getting an obscene phone call from a
Canadian?

A: [30 seconds of heavy breathing, then] is this a convenient time to
call?


ailuropoda melanoleuca torontonensis
who hasn't made an outgoing phonecall for days. really.
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