Re: Ghost caught pinching bums

On Wed, 08 Mar 2006 06:31:01 GMT, Dustbin
<dustbin_address@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

MCP wrote:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18376763-13762,00.html

A MEDIUM has been called in to investigate reports of a ghost that was
pinching women's buttocks at the local pub. MP3: Hear this story

Staff at the century-old Cornwall Arms have reported several encounters
with the touchy-feely phantom.
CXan you imagine the poor bugger who happens to
be standing or walking behind some female who
then thinks she has been pinched on the bum?

Some poor sod gets his life mangled thanks to
the hysterical imaginings of some mentally ill
female.

D.

There was a time when men actually regarded women well enough and had
hardons enough to actually go around doing that for real. Now modern
women are having to go around and imagine it happening to them because
no one would countenance doing it for real.

I've read where Brit women now at the office are actually sending
themselves flowers to make it appear to others in the office where
they work that someone is madly infatuated with them. What's next??
Women marrying themselves???

the Curmudgeon


Lisa Potter claims to have been spooked several times since taking over
the pub six months ago with husband Craig.

"It goes very cold and then it feels as if someone is brushing up
against you and touching your bottom," the 28-year-old told The Sun
newspaper.

The couple have called in local medium Gayle Force, 52, who claims the
pest is a former chef.


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