Re: Marrying for a housekeeper


"Heidi Graw" <heidigraw@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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"Batroc Z Leaper" <hotfrog@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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In article <XWiHf.597139$ki.121878@pd7tw2no>, heidigraw@xxxxxxx (Heidi
Graw) says...

Few men can afford to pay market value for housekeeping and sexual
servicing.

Batroc wrote:
Market value is what it actually costs on the market, not the MSRP.

Yes, I know. I'm also saying not to include a price tag for things like
counselling or nursing when that housekeeper hasn't got a professional
degree in such. Some of the estimates I've read include the price of
such. I'm only interested in figuring out *true* market value for hours of
housekeeping and sex services.

As for including childrearing...that would depend. If the children are to
be viewed as *his* children, then any and all costs of rearing them should
carry that market value. She gets paid for gestating and bearing those
children for him. If they are to be *her* children, then she'd have to
support them from the funds she receives as housekeeper and sex provider.
If they decide the children are to belong to *both*, then the couple can
decide how much it is they want to spend on the children. She kicks in
50% from her housekeeping and sex work, while he kicks in the other 50%.
He can also pay her something for gestating and bearing the
children...perhaps not full cost, but at least 50%.

So, let's look at some numbers:

In my area, I can't get a cleaning lady unless I pay her at least $25.00
per hour.

You're full of ***. There a plenty of mexicans in Vancouver. Buy a few mops
and cleaning junk and pay them $7.



Some charge as high as $35.00 per hour. So, let's pick $30.00 as the
industry standard. How many hours do you want her to work at cleaning the
house...2 hours per week? 4 hours? 6 hours? You decide how thorough you
want her to be.

Houses don't get very dirty when there's just a man in them. Most of the
time female's are cleaning up their own mess. As I said, keep females away
from you for the safety of your pocketbook.


You may get away with having her take 4 hours to give the
house a good run-through once a week. Those 4 hours will cost you $120.00
per week....$480.00 per month.

$100 a month max.



Do you want her to prepare your breakfast, lunch and dinner? What does
the average cook earn per hour? A short order cook earns anywhere from
$10.00 to $20.00 per hour. Let's make that $15.00 per hour. For this
price you're not getting a gourmet cook...just your typical short-order
cook...nothing fancy.

Go to McDonald's and order from the $1 menu. It's better than anything the
average female can make.


The cooking service will include clean-up afterwards.


Throw the wrappers in the trash.

So, let's
make that 1 hour for breakfast that includes packing a lunch for you to
take to work. 2 hours for dinner. That comes to $45.00 per day,
$1,350.00 per month.


McDonald's 3 x a day x $1= $3 x 30+ $90

Buy a thermos at Walmart for $3. and fill it for coffee breaks, about $.10 a
cup




Now for sexual services: There are a variety of options. The Econo Pack
will give you 5 minute access to fondle boobs and ejaculate into a vagina,
kissing is optional...price $75.00. The Businessman's Special will give
you 15 minutes to fondle boobs, receive a blow-job and ejaculate into a
vagina...price $120.00. You can also opt for the King's Special...30
minutes which include a strip-tease dance, a quick massage, access to
boobs and vagina, plus a blowjob...price $250.00. For special occasions
might I suggest the Emperor's Quest...full service package, customized to
cater to your every whim...1 hour...$500.00.

So, you decide...how often and what package. You might choose the Econo
package for each Wednesday...that comes to $300.00 per month. On
Saturdays, the Businessman's special...that's $480 per month. And once a
month, as a treat for one Sunday of the month...you're opting for that
King's Special...$250.00 making for a total monthly cost for sexual
services...$1,030 per month. At Christmas you choose to spoil
yourself...you're prepared to dish out that $500.00 for the Emperor's
Quest. ;-)

Or pick up up nice young innocent ***, preferably at the library ( 2
reasons for this 1. these bookworms are always horny 2.nowhere to spend
money like drinks etc), go to her place to shag her, and have her make you
breakfast for free.This way you save a $1 on that McDonald's breakfast :o)



Thus far, just for housecleaning, cooking and sex, you're into the hole
for about $2,380.00 per month.


In the hole? hmm


And we haven't even discussed the hourly rate
for escort services, companionship, catering services for poker nights
and/or televised sporting events. Let's peg these non-cleaning,
non-cooking and non-sex hours spent with you at $12.00 per hours. You
might opt for 2 hours per day for her to be available for whatever
reasons, other than the previously mentioned ones...that's $24.00 per
day...$720.00 per month...increasing the monthly expense to $3,100.

Are the children going to be *yours?* Consider the price for surrogacy to
gestate any children, plus compensation for pain and suffering actually
bearing those children...let's peg it at $15,000 per child. Add to that
the baby-sitting costs...minimum $10.00 per hour. Egawds...those monthly
expenses are huge!!! ;-)

So, now for room and board: $750.00 per month.

You're joking lol Females are as expensive as ocean yacht racing which has
been described as standing in a cold shower and ripping up $100 notes lol



Deduct that from the
monthly expenses owing to that housekeeper and sex provider. She gets to
have her own room, weekends off and an annual vacation. If you want her
to run errands, you'll have to provide her with access to a vehicle.
There are also fees for doing these errands...grocery
shopping...dry-cleaners...taking *your* children to the dentist, soccer
and ballet classes, to and from school.

Now consider...can you afford to pay market rate for that housekeeper/sex
provider? I don't think so! ;-)

But you're rarely getting a product in new unused condition. You don't pay
Rolls Royce prices for a $500 clunker.




Heidi










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