Re: Women's Prayer/Men's Prayer

Society wrote:
> The Physics Geek took some time off from
> his blog during the recent holidays and put
> up some oldies-but-goodies to fill the space
> on his blog:
>
> Women's Prayer:
>
> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
> One who's handsome, smart and strong,

And rich..

> one who loves to listen long.

and indulge me in my witless, long-winded emoting and loud-mouthed
introspection, while doing absolutely none of his own.

> One who thinks before he speaks,

Because at least one of us should.

> when he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

Nor expect me to call him, even though my phone does make outbound
calls. At least I think it does.

> I pray that he is gainfully employed,
> when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

outwardly.

> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

while letting me tell him I'm an equal feminist woman

> massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

which I ask even though I have mirrors out the wazoo and can easily
look for myself.

> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> and never attempt to hit on my friends.

because my friends will take care of that for him.

[...]
> Well, as Dr. Laura Schlessinger wrote in her
> recent book, _The Care and Feeding of Husbands_,
> (then repeated endlessly afterwards to those
> who called in to her radio show), men's needs
> are few and simple. ;-)

We are mostly self-sufficient. It's what we _don't_ need that takes
time to explain.

> Women cry that "a woman' work is never done"

OK, then I won't keep you.

[...]
> with every fill-up. Banks would give sex
> to anyone who opened a checking account.

With the teller of my choice? What do I get for a deposit?

> Scott Adams, _The Dilbert Future_,
> page 109

.

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