Re: Male Bonding...


<iceman80231@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Ben wrote:
> > Hyerdahl wrote:
> > > thunderchild40@xxxxxxxxxxx wrote:
> > >
> > > > Wow - are women now impregnating other women ??
> > >
> > > Cloning is just around the corner dear, but providing sperm is equal
to
> > > providing ova. Gestation is a special skill bitter boys don't have
and
> > > can't learn. :-)
> >
> > >From the dictionary:
> >
> > "skill: Proficiency, facility, or dexterity that is acquired or
> > developed through training or experience; an art, trade, or technique,
> > particularly one requiring use of the hands or body; a developed talent
> > or ability: writing skills."
> >
> > Gestation may be a lot of things, but 'skill' it ain't.
> Amen. Furthermore, Carol Ann/Parg/Hyerdahl or whatever the hell she is
> this week should not brag too loudly about the ability to gestate(or
> its sister, menstration) for either involving a great deal of whining;
> Parg not pregnant ---> bleeding and whining once a month
> Parg pregnant ----> whining every day for nine months followed by
> screaming, crying, and the cursing of the sperm bank that put her in
> that condition(do you really think you could curse the man who did it
> to her? That would mean someone would actually have had sex with
> her...like that will ever happen! ROFL!!!!)
>

On a foggy night, down by the wharves thirty-ODD years ago,
'hyerdahl/parg/lefty' (or just insert "pig" whenever reading it),
hit a drunken seaman over the head before stealing his semen. Similar to
the rape of the unconcious dying soldier, by the Uberfeminist in the movie,
'The World According to Garp'.

Garp
Parg


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