Re: Feminist/Masculist conversation in the year 2105

On Tue, 6 Sep 2005 10:32:37 +0100, "Aggy" <fake@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

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>"Frankenstein" <hungry@xxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>> On 4 Sep 2005 13:53:51 -0700, "Eric Wiseman" <e89109@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>> >Feminist/Masculist conversation in the year 2105
>> >
>> >Woman: I am not happy! I am thinking of divorce.
>> >Man: The enemy has invaded the city.
>> >Woman: You must rush to defend me!
>> >Man: (Enemy within 1 mile) I defended you last time. It is your turn.
>> >Woman: But you are a man! You must! You are a man!
>> >Man: (Enemy within 100 yards) Sorry, dear. Feminists wanted equality.
>> >Woman: But I will be raped/enslaved! What can I do to convince you?
>> >Man: (Enemy at gate) You will renounce feminism.
>> >Woman: No. Feminism is the true and only way.
>> >Man: (Enemy at door ) OK (yawn) I hope your throat likes enemy ***.
>> >Woman: Ok! Yes! Feminism is evil. I will never be a feminist again.
>> >Man: I will defend you. After I have finished, you will quit
>> > your job, remain home, then cook, clean, and suck all day.
>> >Woman: Thank you. I love you so much.
>> >
>> >Two minutes later:
>> >Enemy: Your husband was easily killed. Bend over.
>> >
>> Easiest way to avoid this is_
>>
>> -spend 9 years 364 days getting the names and addresses of these
>> people
>> -organize a global effort
>> -drag these women out of their houses along with their children
>> -shoot these women in front of their children and leave them in the
>> streets
>> -warn the children not to become like mommy
>> -problem solved.
>>
>You forgot about the bit where you replace the national flag with a
>swastika, dear
>
Why? Hate isn't needed, just a motivation to protect myself or my
family.

It is the shortest route between point a and point b.
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>Aggy
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>

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