The Golfers :-)
- From: Jack@xxxxxxxxx (Magnus)
- Date: Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:07:35 GMT
A Catholic Priest, a Thai Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and an
Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of
golfers in front of them.
The Aussie fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been
waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The Thai Doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such
poor golf!"
The Chinese Businessman called out "Move it, time is money"
The Catholic Priest said, "Here comes George the greens keeper. Let's
have a word with him."
"Hello, George!", said the Catholic Priest, "What's wrong with that
group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens
keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They
lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we
always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The Catholic Priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special
prayer for them tonight."
The Thai Doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for
them."
The Chinese Businessman replied, "I think I'll donate $50,000 to the
fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls"
The Aussie said, "Why can't they play at night?"
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This story is dedicated to the defunct humour of Larbgai!
R.I.P.
Mort
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