Premature Ejaculation (Trivino Y Garcia Abelardo joke)


Trivino Y Garcia Abelardo was having problems with premature ejaculation so
he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure
his problem.

In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to
ejaculate try startling yourself."

That same day Trivino went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol.
All excited to try this suggestion out, our horny hero runs home to his wife
Kanoknuan.

At home Kanoknuan is in bed, naked and waiting on Trivino. As the two begin,
they find themselves in the '69' position. Trivino, moments later, feels the
sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.

The next day, Trivino went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it
go?"

The cantankerous cross-eyed old goat answered, "Not that well... when I
fired the starter pistol my wife Kanoknuan crapped on my face, bit 2 inches
off my *** and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands in the
air!


:-)



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due to my massmailing is a deterrent proof of my succes. Even
taking-the-*** has decided to leave SCT." - El Drogadicto Loco en Khorat



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