Off Topic - The Pope
- From: klang <gclegg@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 22 Feb 2006 19:33:52 +1100
Considering the amount of press lately
concerning the cartoons about you know who
....and all the religous well being that they
have generated I have decided to hose down
the situation.
I am a tourist travelling in Italy and this
very day I got stuck in an elevator in the
Vatican with the Pope after taking a wrong
turn at the dunnies opposite the statue of
St Thomas The Doubtful. The Pontiff was with
a dozen or so of his flunkies. They were
all in deep conversation with each other.
They were all wearing pointy hats.
Noone seemed to notice me squashed in the
corner of the elevator but then I realised
that I was wearing a Pointy Pope Hat that
I had purchased at the Three Coins In A
Fountain Pointy Pope Hat and Postcard and
Other Stuff Store out the front of the
popes house.
I have eaten a shitload of pizzas over the
last few weeks so I am absolutely fluent in
all things religious and I can also speak
Italian ...a bit.
I was all ears.
I was a fly on the wall.
The Pope was saying to his number one man
that it was time to change the rules in the
Catholic Church and it would be OK for a
priest to get married to a woman.
All the pointy hats seemed very happy with
what Pope Pointy was saying.
Then Pope Pointy added that he would get
the ball rolling by being the first Catholic
Man Of The Cloth to take a bride.
Excitement grew in the close confines of
the tightly packed elevator.
But then Pope Pointy said that he had three
very strict conditions that should be met.
Silence....
Firstly ...his bride must be Italian.
No worries replies Pope Pointy's number
one man.
Secondly ...she must be as pure as the
driven snow.
She must be
....she must be
....she must be
...........a VIRGIN.
A lot of mumbled discussion followed between
all members present.
Pope Pointy's Number One Man then replied
that he thought that there were still a
couple of Catholic virgins kicking around
Italy.
And then Pope Pointy Hat asked for the most
important thing of all.
And what is that requested Pope Pointy Hat's
Number One Man nervously.
Slowly PPH answered ....
She musta have ...
She musta have ...
She MUSTA have ...
BIGGAH TITS
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