Re: I needed a wee chuckle .


"Jane Margaret Laight" <jml27515@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Aug 5, 2:34 pm, "La N" <nilita2004NOS...@xxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

<snip of pome>

And from the other side:

Three newly-married men were sitting in a taproom together,
bragging
about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America and bragged that he
had told
his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple
days but on
the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes
were all
washed and put away.

Jimmy had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he
had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes
and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any
results but
the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was
clean, the
dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

Fred had married a Scottish girl. He boasted that he told
her that her
duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said the
first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone
down and
he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix
himself a
bite to eat, load the dishwasher, fill the washing machine
and call a
landscaper.

You mean it's *true* what they say about Scottish women?!


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