Re: Scotland in the Urban Dictionary

On Jul 2, 4:40 am, "La N" <nilita2004NOS...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
This is a very hilarious site.  You can even look up your own name and find
a definition or two (some of which you might not like .. :)

- nilita

"Scotland
The Country thats Above And on Top of England In every respect. The British
Canada!  Scotland Is way Nicer Than England"
                     - from The Urban Dictionary

Here are just *some* of the "definitions":

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scotland

1 Descrided by First Minister Jack MacConnel as "The best small country in
the world".

2 Is responcible for The United Kingdom, as it subsidises England, rescently
stoped the English from electing the pro-ethnic cleansing Conservitave
party, and does all the fighting in Iraq.

3 The only country in the world to have a First Past the Post system of
government and a 6 party system.

4 Invented everything of use in the world

5 The only country in the world which has a minority of people who speak the
official language

6 Best Primary Education in the world and 6th best secondary education
(after Japan, S Korea, and Scandanavia)
Scotland is the most patriotic country in the world which doesn't
artificially create partiatism using propaganda.

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2. Scotland
Gaelic name: Alba.

The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for
tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), the lovely Highlands, many
languages (Gàidhlig, Scots),
and much grief from the English.

Americans are known to settle there because of less expensive homes. The
country is already very mixed up with people; native Scots could eventually
be overwhelmed.
"Latha Math!" (Good day!)
"I'm sorry?"
"Nach eil Gàidhlig agaibh?" (You don't speak Gaelic?)
"I'm afraid that I don't understand you, ma'am... I thought you people spoke
English."
"We do speak English... and Gaelic was our original language before the
bloody English came in!"
by Diddims Mar 3, 2005 share this

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3. scotland
The country up north that says aboot and eh, and isn't Canada.

It is very patriotic and has some good local rugby teams, some top-quality
football teams, great pies, beer, and an education system that 0wnz all
others.

Only bad thing is the climate, which is a bit duff.
by shiieru Nov 6, 2003 share this

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4. Scotland
The Country that's Above And on Top of England In every respect.
Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful
scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people?
God: Yes my Son! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them!
Scotland is the country on top

alba scotia caledonia wa arra people five?
by william the wallace Mar 15, 2006 share this

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5. Scotland
The nation of the tartan army supporters, the best supporters on the planet!
And we hate the ENGLISH!!
Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and Jimmy Hill.
You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?

A. Shoot the Jimmy Hill - twice.

Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up to their
necks in sand?

A. Not enough sand.
by BarryOuski Feb 22, 2005 share this

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6. Scotland
The Country thats Above And on Top of England In every respect. The British
Canada!
Scotland Is way Nicer Than England

and if I had danced with you I may have got a tifter.

Hardy
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