Re: Scots among happiest in Europe.

On Aug 17, 6:18 am, "La N" <nilita2004NOS...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
"Peter Jason" <p...@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message

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 > Not only is the human race screwed, but there are far too many of them.

I, for one, look forward to the day when a low-cost pregnancy vaccine is
available and compulsory.   Remember, China is leading the way in this
respect: jolly good show!

People are like rats; if you compress them together in a confined space
they will kill & eat each other.  The denizens of the Scottish lands can
attribute any happiness they think they feel to the sparse population
north of the tweed (or is it the Clyde?).

In any case I have found the Swiss to be dour and even astringent, whilst
the Norwegians tend to be frigid.   Only in the verdant, sunny and
spacious land of Oz can a man find true happiness, and then only if he
stays away from woman & muzzies, and lives alone to boot.

Oh, ye, of little faith.  Are you sure you aren't a denizen of Armenia,
Ukraine, Moldova, Zimbabwe or Tanzania?  These are the nations that score
the most miserable in the so-called "Happiness Scale", whereas Denmark,
Switzerland, Austia, Iceland and Finland are at the top.

http://worlddatabaseofhappiness.eur.nl/hap_nat/nat_fp.htm

- nilita

Oh God no - anyone who visits Scotland is always amazed at how happy
we are in our role as the White Niggers of the United Kingdom. Just
read the reader's letters to the Daily Telegraph whenever the subject
of Scotland and the Scots is mentioned.

Oh Scotlan in de sun
Permitted to us by de Englishman!
All their days, they will sing in praise
Of our money-grubbin and drunken ways!

In de fields you can watch us toil
As we twist de taps to turn off de oil
Takin de money from de Englishman
Helping to wreck poor ole Anglistan!

I hope de sad day never comes
Dat dey stop de welfare for us Scottish bums
But like we tole de Englishman
Maybe we swap you for Pakistan...



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